One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!
I'm almost laughing too hard to post. That was hysterical!!! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteHysterical? I'll say!! Funny. Made my belly hurt laughing.
ReplyDeleteGo ahead...ask me...was it funny?
ReplyDeleteduh...YES! I scared myself laughing soooo loud.
I just had tea come out my nose!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!
hehehehe!
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