Sunday, July 27, 2008

c2003 Linda S. Amstutz.. Thank for the use of your publication.

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
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Lila Tueller said...

Hello there! Adorable blog! You have a great sense of humor I see...Don't forget to post and link to the giveaway you entered!

Good luck!

Lila Tueller said...

Oops! I scrolled down a bit and saw that you did post about the giveaway! Sorry, and thanks!!!

You now have 5 entries! good luck!