Sunday, September 21, 2008

2008 Retirement Planning .. Advice :)


If you had
purchased $1,000.00

of Nortel Stock one year ago,

it would now be worth $49.00

With Enron,

you would have had $16.50

left of the original $1,000.00

With Worldcom,

you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock

you would have $36.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00

worth of beer one year ago,

drank all the beer, then turned in the cans

for the aluminum

recycling REFUND,

you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above,

the best current investment advice is to

drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the

401-Keg plan.


CathyJean said...

Oh, my!!! that is soooo sad!! :( guess I'm lucky I've never had money to "invest" in the stock market.

Yarni Gras! said...

that is tooooooo funny!