Sunday, January 10, 2010

Has this happened to you????


A
wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for
her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst
into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said,
'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many
at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to
get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful. CAREFUL! I said be
CAREFUL!
You

NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? Don't forget to salt them. You
know you always forget to salt them. Use
the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him.

'What
in the world is wrong with you? You think
I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The
husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show
you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

10 comments:

carla (http://dancingmoon-carla.blogspot.com/) said...

Hee hee!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!! hee hee
hugs carla

Mary Grace McNamara said...

Another good one, M!

MGM

Diane at Crafty Passions said...

That was so cute thanks for the smile!!

Diane

CC said...

Oh My!!!!I have to use this on my husband. He's the worst back seat driver of all time. Thank you for my laugh of the day.

Barb said...

Tooooooooooooooo funny!!!

luv2quilt2 said...

Thanks for the big smile this afternoon.

Farmhouse Blessings said...

LOL ~ And just when I was thinking of the husband "Of all the nerve!" Too funny!

Smiles, Lea

Cathy said...

LOL!!!! soooo funny :)

Jody said...

How did you know?!?

QUILTING IS BLISSFUL, DI said...

I love it---thanks for sharing and the clip art is soooo cute tooo!!!
I am still laughing---
Hugs, Di & co