Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Joke of the Day :)

Walter died.
His will provided $200,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. 'Well, I'm sure Walter would be pleased,' she said.'I'm sure you're right,' replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. 'How much did this really cost?'' All of it,' said Sharon. 'Two hundred thousand.'' No!' Brenda exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $200,000?' Sharon answered, 'The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church.
The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone.' Brenda computed quickly. '$192,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?'
Am I bad or what?????


Anonymous said...

So, is that like the guy who told his wife he wanted her to bury all his money with him? She loved him and did what he requested. She wrote him a check!!

Aunt Pitty Pat's Fun said...

LOL I forgot about that funny joke too!! Thanks for reminding me of it :)

AwtemNymf said...

ahahahahahahaha!! Good one!! :O)

SugarBooger said...

LOL that was funny!

Cary said...

I love it!!!! Hilarious!

Jennifer said...


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Cathy said...

That is my kind of Memorial Stone!

Yarni Gras! said...

yes, but bad in a good way :-)