Saturday, November 29, 2008


1 cup of water
1tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
Sample the Captain to check quality.Take a large bowl, check the Captain again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Captain is still OK, try another cup, just in case.Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Captain the check for tonsisticity.Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.Check the Captain Morgan.Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.Greash the oven.Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Captain Morgan and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.



Bassma said...


That was a very sweet comment you left me, thank you. :) I had a lot of fun making Sherrie's apron. And I'm so glad she liked it.


CathyJean said...

ohhh, my!! :)

AwtemNymf said...

OMG- that is hilarious! I HAVE to send this to my cousin. She's one of those family members/friends you send these kinds of things to!
Hahaha! Don't forget to try to balance your knee like the Cap'in in the commercials!
Have a fab weekend!

Joolz said...

Crikey! What a giggle! :)

I must try the biscuits - minus the good Captain!

Happy festive season,

Cheers - Joolz

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Raymond Fujimoto said...

Before the ice is in the pools,
Before the skaters go,
Or any cheek at nightfall
Is tarnished by the snow,
Before the fields have finished,
Before the Christmas tree,
Wonder upon wonder
Will arrive to me!