CHRISTMAS COOKIE RECIPE

1 cup of water

1tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1tsp lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Captain Morgan Spiced Rum

Sample the Captain to check quality.Take a large bowl, check the Captain again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Captain is still OK, try another cup, just in case.Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Captain the check for tonsisticity.Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.Check the Captain Morgan.Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.Greash the oven.Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Captain Morgan and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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