Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every 2nd word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"



Pamela said...

He said : The chook has been killed, its head chopped of and defluffed then frozen, and that's just because she layed a egg. So I don't know what would happen to me if I don't alter my ways.

SympleTymes Cloth Art By Sherrie Nordgren said...

M you had me laughing so hard my hubby had to know why so I read him your you had us both laughing!!
Turkey:Hmm think I saw him on the food network had his own show too!

Ginger said...

I had fun reading your post my friend i hope you had a wonderful thanksgivings.May we feel as happy all year long as your blog made me feel this fine day!
Love all the christmas things you have on your blog.
hugs ginger