My Daily Prayer

DEAR LORD

So far today, I'm - doing all right.
I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self-indulgent. I have not whined, complained, cursed, or eaten any Chocolate. I have charged nothing on my credit card.
I will be getting up out of bed in a minute, and I think I will really need your help then :)