Monday, April 20, 2009

Once upon a time there was a lovely lady who was pondering how awesome life would be if she had someone special to share it with. As she sat beside the pond on the back forty, a frog leaped into her lap and said: "You're a classy, beautiful, intelligent, sweet woman with a heart the size of Texas. If you will kiss me I will turn back into a handsome Cowboy. Then you can marry me and take care of my needs, feed the livestock & horses & make my breakfast before you leave for work. On the weekends, you can clean the house & stalls while I go to the Rodeo with my friends, then look your sexiest when I come home with lovin' on my mind."

That night, as she dined on sauteed frog legs in a white wine sauce, she thought to herself, "I DON'T FREAKIN' THINK SO!!"