Offender : You!
Date: Today
Time: 3:00 a.m.
Offence # : in front of the computer TOO LONG!
Details of Offence : During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!
You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet. Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair.
You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet. Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair.
The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.
3 comments:
Ain't it the truth? But please don't arrest me yet...I still have to pay my bills and balance my checkbook...and do just a little cruising through my favorite blogs!
MGM
Lol
OMG, please go read my blog today, May 14th - called, "and he can cook!" This is just too funny!!! You should re-post it as a comment to my post, it's really perfect! LOL xJ
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