

'you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me.'
'This one's kind of strange...'
'Let me be the judge of that,'
The doctor replied.
'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.' 'I see..'
'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again, Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters!
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,
'I'm scared out of my wits!'
The gynecologist put a comforting Hand on her shoulder. 'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'
(Ready for this?)
(I'm warning you.....)
(Still not too late... to stop reading!)


6 comments:
OMG- thats bad... funny! Hahaha!
yeah, that was REALLY bad!!!!! LOL!
thanks for the laugh! and yeah, thats pretty bad!
I should have seen that one coming! ☺
I knew what was coming yet I still read it all. And Laughed!!! Thanks!
LOL... Thank you for the laugh!
Sue.
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