Saturday, February 28, 2009
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
Frilly Reversible Apron
Cut out the apron pieces as directed. Set them aside.
Place fabric A, unfolded, on the work surface. Refer to figure 1 to get all the pieces out of 1 yard (90 cm) of material. Pin the front bottom to the fabric, and mark the bodice, casing, and bias strips for the ruffle. Cut out all the pieces.
Place fabric B, unfolded, on the work surface and repeat.
Place the complementary fabric, folded widthwise, on the work surface and, using the schematic in figure 2, cut out the drawstrings, neck straps, and ties. Cut out the single waistband last, unfolding the fabric to get enough material.
To make the neck strap, press 1/2" (1.3 cm) under on each long edge. Fold the strap in half lengthwise and press. Topstitch along each edge.
To make the ties, fold each in half lengthwise and press. Open the fold, and press each edge in toward the center. Fold again along the original pressed fold, and topstitch along each edge.
Pin both bodice pieces together, with right sides together, aligning the seams and matching the center points. Beginning and ending 1/2" (1.3 cm) from the bottom edge, stitch along the sides and top, leaving the entire bottom open, being careful not to catch the ties or straps in the stitching (figure 5). Trim the seam of the casing only, at the buttonholes, to 1⁄8" (3 mm) to allow the ties to come from either side. Reinforce the stitching at the upper corners of the casing. Turn it right side out.
To create the channel for the ties within the casing, pin across the top of the casing, and topstitch close to the edge. Thread the ties through one buttonhole to the right side, and pin in place in the center of the channel. Using a zipper foot if necessary, topstitch along the bottom of the casing as close to the existing seam as possible.
Knot the ends of the ties. (When you reverse the apron, untie the knots and slip the ties through the buttonhole on the other “right“ side of the casing. Knot them again to secure.)
Mark the center points of the bottom edge of the bodice pieces. Gather the bottom edge of the bodice pieces, using long basting stitches.
Making the Ties & Waistband
For the ties, first cut the two 24" x 16" (61 cm x 40.6 cm) tie pieces in half lengthwise to yield four 24" x 8" (61 cm x 20.3 cm) pieces. Stack and cut them again to yield eight 2" x 4" (61 cm x 10.2 cm) pieces.
For the waistband, cut the 16" x 8" (40.6 cm x 20.3 cm) waistband piece in half lengthwise to yield two 16" x 4" (40.6 cm x 10.2 cm) pieces. Mark the center point of each waistband piece.
Construct the first waistband/tie with four tie pieces and one waistband piece. Stitch the two tie pieces together along the short edges, right sides facing. Repeat for the other two pieces.
Sew the waistband between these pieces, right sides together, leaving the side seam open 1/2"(1.3 cm) on either side of the bottom of the waistband (the edge that you’ll sew to the front bottom). See figure 6. Repeat to make the second waistband/tie, but stitch all the seams completely.
Stitch the first waistband/tie piece—the one with the open seam—to the bodice, with the right side together with the fabric A side, along the top of the waistband section only, gathering the bodice to fit and matching side seams and center points. Begin and end the stitching at the 1/2" (1.3 cm) seam left open in step 11 (figure 7). Repeat for the reverse side of the waistband/tie and the bodice.
With the bodice inside out and the right sides of the waistband/tie together, stitch the long edges and short ends of the ties together, stitching to the 1/2" (1.3 cm) side seam left open on the waistband in step 16, and leaving the front section free. Trim the seams, and turn the waistband/tie right side out. Press it down.
Gather the raw edges of the ruffle using two rows of basting stitches. Pin them to the bottom of one front bottom piece, beginning and ending 1/2" (1.3 cm) from the side edge. Connect the fabric A side of the ruffle to the front bottom of fabric B. With the marks aligned and the raw edges even, baste the ruffle to the front bottom piece. Trim the seam.
With the right sides facing, pin and stitch both front bottom pieces together along the sides and hem, leaving the waist open. Begin and end the seam 1/2" (1.3 cm) below the waistline.
Pin the fabric A front bottom piece to the same side of the fabric A bodice, right sides facing. Stitch them together.
Turn and press under the seam allowance on the remaining waistband/tie. Place it on the 1/2" (1.3 cm) seamline of the fabric B front bottom piece, and slipstitch the opening closed. Decide which pretty side you feel like showing off today, cinch it on, and give a little sashay because you look so good!
Pattern Template
Intermediate
Materials
Pattern (found at the end of the instructions)
1 yard (91.4 cm) each of two fabrics—A and B—for the reversible bodice and front bottom
1 yard (90 cm) of a complementary fabric for the neck strap, waistband, ties, and drawstrings
1 yard (90 cm) of muslin
Tear-away stabilizer
Thread
Tools & Supplies
Access to a photo copier that enlarges images
Rotary mat, clear ruler with 45° angle lines, and cutter
Fabric shears
Scissors
Pins and needles
Tape measure
Sewing machine
Iron and ironing board
Seam ripper
Water-soluble fabric pens
Seam Allowance
1/2" (1.3 cm)
Petal Apron Pattern - Vintage (1959)
Make pattern from chart, allowing each square to equal one inch.
Center one petal over the other two. Gather all three across top until measurement is about 15 inches and add to waist band.
Trace a pansy on lower portion of each petal and embroider in natural colors.
*Note: The directions don’t mention finishing the raw edges of each petal but I would do so with a narrow hem before attaching to the waistband, you could also add an extra bit for seam allowance before cutting.
Source: The WorkBasket, October 1959
Friday, February 27, 2009
Time Flys
I never posted the photo of the Owl that Carla won :) Isn't it cute????
Monday, February 23, 2009
Recipe of the cake I had for my Birthday :)
I had this very very yummy cake for my Birthday....My step mom Kathy always makes this cake for me now!!!! I thought I would share the recipe with you :) I use to be a Chocolate only sort of Cake girl... but after eating this cake ... This is the only Cake I want to eat :) It's very very good!!!!
German Bunt Cake
Ingredients:
1 Yellow cake mix
1 Small Pkg of Vanilla Pudding
3/4 Cups oil
3/4 Cups water
1 Teaspoon of Vanilla
1 Teaspoon Butter Flavoring
Mix all of the above well. Add Four eggs, Beat after each egg with mixer on high speed, or a total of 8 mins mixing.
While cake is mixing:
Mix together:
1/4 Cup White Sugar
1/4 Cup Finely Chopped Pecans
2 Teaspoons Cinnamon
Put Layer of cake mix (1/3 of batter) in Bundt Pan (or angle food pan) Then sprinkle 1/3 of sugar mixture over the batter. Layer this way for three layers.
Bake at 350 degrees for 60-65 mins.
While cake is Baking:
Mix: 1 Cup Powdered Sugar
1/2 Teaspoon Vanilla
1/2 Teaspoon Butter Flavoring
3 Tablespoons cream or milk
Let cake cool for 1 hour. Remove from pan and pour Frosting mixture over the warm cake.
Slice and enjoy....
I like mine when Butter Pecan Ice cream :)
My Pink Apron is here ;)
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Swoozie Whistlebottom has a new home :)
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Retro Tie Back Apron
Make a true bias fold of the fabric, as shown in figure 1.
Copy and enlarge the pattern pieces found at the end of the instructions as indicated.
Cut out the apron pieces as directed. Set them aside.
Transfer the dots on the bottom front pattern onto the fabric. Without pulling or stretching the edges of the pattern pieces, trim all the outer edges to accept the bias tape, and set the pieces aside.
If necessary, splice the bias tape together. Save the spliced bias for binding the outer edges of the apron where the splice will be easier to hide.
With the right sides together, stitch the two neck strap pieces together at the center back. Press and finish the raw edges to prevent raveling.
Attach bias tape to the inner edge of the neck strap. Next, baste the neck strap to the top front, with the wrong sides together.
Bind the top edge of the top front (figure 2), including the bottom edges of the neck strap. Press the top front and the neck strap flat.
With right sides together and the centers of the pattern pieces aligned, stitch the bottom edge of the top front and tie to the top edge of the bottom front (figure 3).
Trim and bind the edges of the seam. Attach bias tape along the remaining edges of the apron, mitering the corners as needed.
Bind the open edge of the pocket, trimming the bias even with the outside edges. Then bind the outer edges of the pocket using a basting stitch and bias tape, mitering the corners.
Position the pocket on top of the skirt, matching the corners to the dots on the pattern, and pin it there securely. Fold the pocket edges under approximately 3⁄8" (1 cm). Stitch the pocket in place using a sewing guage at the beginning, end, and corners if necessary. After putting it on, you’ll be ready to dance across the kitchen in your new favorite apron.
Pattern Template
Skill Level
Experienced Beginner
Materials
Pattern (found at the end of the instructions)
1 yard (91.4 cm) of floral fabric
9 yards (8.2 m) of 1⁄4" (6 mm) double-fold bias tape
Thread
Tools & Supplies
Access to a photo copier that enlarges images
Fabric shears
Scissors
Transfer pencils
Pins and needles
Iron and ironing board
Sewing machine
Water-soluble fabric pens
Tape measure
Sewing gauge
Seam Allowance
1/2" (1.3 cm)
Murphy's Law
The outside of the MP3 player cover
This is the inside of the MP3 player. I didn't have plastic sheeting so I had to wing it with Satin stitching. I added a snap instead of Velcro.
Friday, February 20, 2009
All Aprons are accounted for :)
Thursday, February 19, 2009
"Ugliest Damn Apron"
Well, I sent this apron to Marcel (Aunt Pitty Pat's). And it was hard to put it in the mail, 'cause I just wanted to keep it! When I wrote to her to say I had put it in the mail, she mumbled something about how she was sure she would like it. I wrote back and said
Now, there's a story behind this apron. I had ORIGINALLY made her a DIFFERENT apron. It was a fine apron. Nothing wrong with it. Had pink ball fringe, two layers - it was the A Is For Apron "Cakeland" apron. Did I mention it was fine? Of course, "fine" is not GREAT, but "fine" is pretty good. So then for the extras. I've been making some kind of a bag to put the apron and other goodies in to mail out. So...what to make...what to make? I didn't have enough of the apron fabric leftover to really do justice to any kind of bag.And then I thought - well, heck I guess it doesn't HAVE to be the same fabric, does it? And I had some really fun fabric that I'd gotten awhile back from our local quilt shop. Did anyone catch those "Moda Good to the Last Swatch Scrap Bag" things - they contain approximately "40 color coordinated selvage strips" in a little brown bag for $9.99. Each bag equals about 2 1/3 yards of fabric. They are what's left over from making the 5" squares for Charm Packs. So, they are 40+ one yard long strips, 2 to 4 inches in width, representing the "edges" on each side of the lengthwise portion of fabric, and include both selvages - the "plain" one and the one with the maker's marks on them. They are cuter than snot :-) And I know about snot, because I've had a nasty cold/flu bug for over a week now!I had bought all five of the available assortments (five little brown bags) and one was Valentine fabrics - again, they are all coordinated so you can just toss 'em together. So I decided to make a bag from those strips (rather than hoarding them until they rot into the ground like I tend to do with some fabric - "Oh, but if I use them, then they'll be gone and I won't have them anymore!!!" hahaha). Well, the bag turned out soooo darned cute that the original apron just looked like poop to me. Soooooo THAT apron is languishing in a corner, and I made a totally NEW apron using the strips. Hubby actually helped with the "planning" because I didn't use a pattern and he had some good ideas. I got both the bag and an apron out of the little brown bag, and I STILL have some left over! I'm thinking that $9.99 was a pretty good deal! I added some elegant black chiffon ruffle to the hem. Notice the ties are made with the selvages showing:
And I used some of the selvages in collage for the pocket:
And a close-up of the fabric flower on the bag, with buttons-and-pearls stamens spilling out of it - heck, I just make this stuff up sometimes! Must be the two glasses of wine I had.....I added one of my "Weads" necklaces in a ribbon bag, and also a copy of Apronology.
Now, is that just the ugliest damned apron you've ever seen, or what?
Underwear Dust
Hello Good Thursday Morning :) Joke ...hee hee hee
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but do not go in that field over there' as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.'
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer.
'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "horned" before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
'Your badge! Show him your badge!'
Monday, February 16, 2009
Floral garden apron with pockets
1 yard of fabric
seam binding
Step 1. To determine how big to make your belt measure the distance between your hip bones and add two inches on each side. The width will be determined by how deep you want your pockets to be. I made mine about 12 inches wide.
Then lay out all the things you want to carry in your apron so you can determine how many pockets you will need.
Step 2. Cut a second piece of fabric two inches shorter and twice as long as your bottom piece. The extra length will give you enough fabric to make the pleats you will need to give your pockets enough room to hold your tools. You will need to make pleats by making a fold on both sides as shown in pictures. Pin the pleat in place and repeat for each pocket.
I added a contrasting pocket to the outside of center pocket as shown in last picture.
Step 3. Pin seam binding to top of pocket piece of fabric and then stitch into place.
Step 4. Fold bias tape over to cover seam and stitch into place as shown.
Step 5. Place pocket piece on top of bottom piece and stitch along bottom edge securing each pleat as you go.
Step 6. Stitch the inside of each pleat to secure the pockets to the back piece.
Step 7. Stitch seam binding to both sides of apron. Fold it over and stitch into place.
Step 8. Pin seam binding to bottom of apron as shown. Stitch. Fold over and stitch into place.
Step 9. Stitch seam binding to top of apron leaving extra seam binding on each end to use as ties. Fold over and stitch as shown in picture.
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2nd Doll Ready to Drop :)
Toy Drop #1
I tell you I am very excited about doing this toy drop. It is a wonderful way to brighten up someones day. I know it sure made me feel better after having so many rotten days lately. I just smile when I think of someone rescuing my little Amy Merriweather, and giving her a great home.
I was reading on the Toy Society blog where a lady was having such a rotten day. When all of a sudden she found a toy and it put that smile back on her face. It made all the big bad things of the day melt down to small things. So ladies if you want to do something fun and meaningful.. join in on the Toy Society :) I know I'm having fun and can't wait to make my next toy :) Happy Stitching!!!! and NO Ripping!!!!!