Saturday, February 28, 2009

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.

6 comments:

I Believe In Fairytales said...

love it, going to copy that to email to my friends :)

Carla said...

LOL that's funny.

CathyJean said...

LOL this is great!! so true:)

Betty aka Fudgie said...

addendum to 51 to 60 age group:
never has leather apparel in her closet.

Once Upon A Blue Crow said...

LOL!

Paula said...

ha! my husband thought this was the funniest thing, ever!
Paula