Thursday, February 19, 2009

Underwear Dust

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!

5 comments:

Beverooni said...

I'm almost laughing too hard to post. That was hysterical!!! Thanks!

Carla said...

Hysterical? I'll say!! Funny. Made my belly hurt laughing.

Betty aka Fudgie said...

Go ahead...ask me...was it funny?
duh...YES! I scared myself laughing soooo loud.

Linda said...

I just had tea come out my nose!!
LOL!!!!!!!!

Caroline said...

hehehehe!